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@MUMSIEesq: 3YO: "How do babies get out of bellies?"

ME: "Look! Ice cream!"

*5 min later*
3YO [COVERED IN ICE CREAM]: "How do babies get out of be---"

3YO: “How do babies get out of bellies?”

ME: “Look! Ice cream!”

*5 min later*
3YO [COVERED IN ICE CREAM]: “How do babies get out of be—“

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