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@sofarrsogud: 4 AM

BLADDER: Get up. You need to go
STOMACH: And you're hungry
BRAIN: Imagine if Hammer Time was a real time zone. We'd have to move there

4 AM

BLADDER: Get up. You need to go
STOMACH: And you’re hungry
BRAIN: Imagine if Hammer Time was a real time zone. We’d have to move there

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