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@Jen_Up_: 4: can you whistle?

M: *whistles*

4: Here's a booger.

M:...

4: Keep it forever.

Have kids they said. It'll be fun they said.

Liars.

4: can you whistle?

M: *whistles*

4: Here’s a booger.

M:…

4: Keep it forever.

Have kids they said. It’ll be fun they said.

Liars.

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