@seandunn76: 4 in 3 people have syphilis. Look to your left. Look to your right. One of you has syphilis twice.
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@SamGrittner: This Uber driver is the worst. I can't roll down the windows, he keeps asking questions, the doors won't open, and now his siren is blaring.
@Jmboyd58: *driving my date to the ER* I told you my possum doesn't like direct eye contact. This one is on you.