@ashleyaustrew: 4: "Mom, I'm gonna be just like you when I grow up and say bad words and eat French fries two at a time."
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@ericacanrant: A scared look and a "let me go google that" is not what you want to hear from the gynecologist.
@NikiWithIssues: Don't worry, officer, this isn't my blood. Really, stop searching me! I feel fine!