@OVO_Ty15: 4 out of 5 dentists recommend teeth.
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@chimneyspotter: What do we want? FLEXIBLE WORK SCHEDULES THAT ACCOMMODATE FAMILY LIFE! When do we want it? [Unintelligible yelling of different dates]
@FuckabillyRex: I cross-bred an octopus and a panda. Let me know if you're interested in a pretty amazing hug.
@ohthatbadger: 30% of Satan's workday is responding to accidental summonings caused by predictive typing.
@iGreenMonk: There are two types of people in this world: 1)People who tried to move an object with their mind at least once 2)Liars