@OVO_Ty15: 4 out of 5 dentists recommend teeth.
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@RamblingMachine: Some fairy tales start with "once upon a time". Others start with "If I won the elections".
@dafloydsta: Me: You'll always be my girl. Daughter: Even if I break stuff? Me: Depends on which stuff.
@iGreenMonk: This guy told me that playing the voilin is the best way to calm you down. I bet he never tried smashing it over someone's head.
@dougbies: BILLION DOLLAR IDEA A giant cinnamon roll that you sleep in, that becomes warm and edible when it's time to wake up