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@JohnnyBrash: 4: Where did I come from?
Me: Mommy's belly.
4: How'd I get there?
Me: I, uh...put you there?
4: How did you...
Me: WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?!

4: Where did I come from?
Me: Mommy’s belly.
4: How’d I get there?
Me: I, uh…put you there?
4: How did you…
Me: WHO WANTS ICE CREAM?!

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