@GroovyCheese: 4 words. 5 syllables. Easy to say. Hard to prove. ''I am a zebra.''
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@HysteriaBarbie: I like to put my passengers as ease by pointing out where all the airbags are. Ending the safety message with "Just in case I crash again"
@SatansTongue: *daughter grabs 50 shades of grey* NO! *smacks it out of her hand* "I want to color!" ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK "But daddy-" DON'T CALL ME THAT
@Izianikapani: Australia is touted as a great model of gun control but no one mentions our unlimited access to boomerangs.