@SillyBlonde1: 45 minutes on the treadmill and I didn't die. I'll turn it on next time.
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@adamhess1: So glad I finally got around to correcting that spelling mistake I made to the girl I fancied 8 years ago
@dmc1138: "How much to go into this haunted house?" "Sir, this is the Church of Scientology." "Ooh...Sounds scary! One ticket please!"