@SillyBlonde1: 45 minutes on the treadmill and I didn't die. I'll turn it on next time.
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@nedostup: I can't stand lactose intolerant people who work at ice cream parlors. They can dish it out but they can't take it.
@AndrewNadeau0: ME: Table…table doesn't look great JESUS: Through me you will have eternal life ME: ok cool but you SPECIFICALLY said you were a carpenter