@SillyBlonde1: 45 minutes on the treadmill and I didn't die. I'll turn it on next time.
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@imlaurenmcguire: I like that all the Ikea instructions illustrations always assume I have a friend.
@AnkCoupleTO: I tried hypnotizing my wife but *cluck* I think *cluck cluck* something went wrong is that *cluck cluck cluck* corn on the ground?
@iLikeCatShirts: Star Wars is just like regular wars except you fall in love with your sister and your dad chops your arm off.