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@ValeeGrrl: 4pm
Me: How was school today?
Kid: ...

6pm
Me: Do anything fun today?
Kid: ...

Bedtime
Me: Goodnight!
Kid: Guess what happened at school?

4pm
Me: How was school today?
Kid: …

6pm
Me: Do anything fun today?
Kid: …

Bedtime
Me: Goodnight!
Kid: Guess what happened at school?

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