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@FatherWithTwins: 4yo: Can I have some more Easter candy?
Me: After lunch
4yo: I want lunch right now. I'm starving!!
Me: We just ate breakfast
4yo: Starving!

4yo: Can I have some more Easter candy?
Me: After lunch
4yo: I want lunch right now. I’m starving!!
Me: We just ate breakfast
4yo: Starving!

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