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@angibangie: 4yo: let me smell your eyelashes!
Me:...ok
4yo:smells like spiders. What if they eat your face?
Me: this is how nightmares are born.

4yo: let me smell your eyelashes!
Me:…ok
4yo:smells like spiders. What if they eat your face?
Me: this is how nightmares are born.

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