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@PopSlapFunk: 5: "Dad, to be the man of the house, you need to wear pants."

Me: ...

5: ...

Me: "It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make. Job's all yours."

5: “Dad, to be the man of the house, you need to wear pants.”

Me: …

5: …

Me: “It’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make. Job’s all yours.”

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