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@Reverend_Scott: [5 min into first date]

Her: I have a pug named Piglet-

Me: [motioning waiter for check] I'd like to go meet him rn

[5 min into first date]

Her: I have a pug named Piglet-

Me: [motioning waiter for check] I’d like to go meet him rn

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