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@KeetPotato: [5 mins after seeing our neighbour's new boat]
wife: "everything's a competition to you"
me: [trying to find the moon on eBay] "no it's not"

[5 mins after seeing our neighbour’s new boat]
wife: “everything’s a competition to you”
me: [trying to find the moon on eBay] “no it’s not”

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