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@iinkedZombie: 5: Mommy said I'm a big boy and can't sleep in her bed anymore

Me [sleeping on couch] she's right son

5: Mommy said I’m a big boy and can’t sleep in her bed anymore

Me [sleeping on couch] she’s right son

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