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@PashSara: 5: Mommy, we can eat something if we not allergic?
Me: yep
5:right now?
Me:sure
5:BROTHER! Mom said we can have ice cream!
Me: sonofa...

5: Mommy, we can eat something if we not allergic? 
Me: yep 
5:right now?
Me:sure 
5:BROTHER! Mom said we can have ice cream!
Me: sonofa…

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