@kumailn: 5 people hurt themselves by accidentally discharging guns at gun shows. Maybe the best way to handle gun nuts is to just let them have guns.
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@sofarrsogud: Of all the things we should be thankful for at this time of year, not being a turkey is probably the main one.
@dshack8: You don't know shit about pressure until you're the only Black person on the dance floor while white people clap & form a circle around you.
@Ms_Shazam: "Due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go." - Me to my children.
@Carbosly: If I ever visit Japan, the first thing I'll do is run through those paper walls pretending I'm the Kool-Aid man.