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@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: Can I borrow a dollar?

Me: You don't have a job. How will you pay me back?

5:

Me:

5: I'll borrow another dollar.

5-year-old: Can I borrow a dollar?

Me: You don’t have a job. How will you pay me back?

5:

Me:

5: I’ll borrow another dollar.

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