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@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: Dad! Dad! My sister-

Me: Stop tattling. I don't want to hear about it unless there's blood.

5:

Me:

5: How much blood?

5-year-old: Dad! Dad! My sister-

Me: Stop tattling. I don’t want to hear about it unless there’s blood.

5:

Me:

5: How much blood?

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