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@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old daughter: I don't like my princess shoes with the heels.

Me: Do they hurt your feet?

5-year-old: I can't run from zombies.

5-year-old daughter: I don’t like my princess shoes with the heels.

Me: Do they hurt your feet?

5-year-old: I can’t run from zombies.

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