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@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: I can't finish my lunch. I don't feel good.

Me: OK, then no ice cream.

5-year-old: I'm sick, not dead.

5-year-old: I can’t finish my lunch. I don’t feel good.

Me: OK, then no ice cream.

5-year-old: I’m sick, not dead.

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