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@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: I missed chicken nugget day at daycare.

Me: So?

5-year-old: My life is falling apart.

5-year-old: I missed chicken nugget day at daycare.

Me: So?

5-year-old: My life is falling apart.

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