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@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: I'll stop asking you to take our family to Disneyland

Me: You finally understand we can't afford it

5: You should just send me

5-year-old: I’ll stop asking you to take our family to Disneyland

Me: You finally understand we can’t afford it

5: You should just send me

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