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@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: *spreads arms wide* I love you this much.

Me: Aw.

5: *spreads arms even wider* But I'd love you this much if we had a pool.

5-year-old: *spreads arms wide* I love you this much.

Me: Aw.

5: *spreads arms even wider* But I’d love you this much if we had a pool.

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