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@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won't. She waits till she's born

5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

5-year-old: What happens if the baby pees?

Pregnant wife: She won’t. She waits till she’s born

5: Right. Just like no one pees in the pool

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