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@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know

5: No, why are we HERE

Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

5-year-old: Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don’t know

5: No, why are we HERE

Wife: Your dad is lost and won’t ask for directions

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