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@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: Why do you do chores if you don't like to?

Me: The same reason you eat your vegetables.

5: Because Mom is scary?

Bingo.

5-year-old: Why do you do chores if you don’t like to?

Me: The same reason you eat your vegetables.

5: Because Mom is scary?

Bingo.

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