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@XplodingUnicorn: 5-year-old: Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar.

5:

Me:

5: Why do burglars like to play baseball?

5-year-old: Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there’s a burglar.

5:

Me:

5: Why do burglars like to play baseball?

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