@salamingia: $50 says Jesus rose from the dead to clear his browser history.
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@Carbosly: I like to write all my death threat letters in Comic Sans. I find it lightens the mood.
@EndhooS: "BRING ME THE FOETUS' OF 3 CHICKENS" *Maniacal stare* "Listen dude, its called an omelette,a 3 egg omelette" "AND THE BLOOD OF 4 ORANGES"
@walks_on_legs: What is this special type of waffle called a "Tennis racket" and why does it taste like metal wires?
@BlackJerms: I haven't really been as disappointed as I was when I realised that the movie 'Breakfast Club', actually had nothing to do with food