@salamingia: $50 says Jesus rose from the dead to clear his browser history.
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@Sickayduh: MOM: You give that back to him, mister ME: Ok mom MOM: and what do we say now? ME: *climbing off unicycle* sorry I tried to steal your girl
@iliza: A cop was outside my house talking to some people and my first thought was "yesss" because I'm nosey.
@WoodyLuvsCoffee: IF THEY'RE THE GREATEST GENERATION WHY CAN'T EITHER OF MY PARENTS REMEMBER THEIR FACEBOOK PASSWORDS?!