@sadmemes: '50 shades of gray' -worst set of crayola colored pencils.
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@the_anastasia: "Are you working right now? Where are you working?" Facebook is worse than my parents.
@carlyken: Beware of girls like Princess Peach. She seems cool at first but she ends up in some other dude's castle far too often to be a coincidence.
@AthenasOlive: I once listened to Heart at 3am smoking a cigarette with mascara running down my face. Teacher: We usually choose a book for story time..