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@sadmemes: '50 shades of gray' -worst set of crayola colored pencils.
@djdarrellripley: I created a new solvent that will dissolve ANYTHING in the world!
I just don't know what to keep it in....
@MsGreenGoddess: If you don't sit down to a nice big plate of breakfast for dinner once in a while, you're missing out on one of the best things in life.
@illTortuga: Damn girl are you the sun because you need to stay 92,960,000 miles away from me.
@Laser_Cat: There's a big difference between seminary school and semenary school.
@HatfieldAnne: Shouting “wahoo” instead of “woo-hoo” so everyone in this bar knows that I'm into fun AND sport fishing.