@ruslg1: 50 shades of grey = my Liver
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@funnybeachgirl: I remember 9 months before I was born, I went to a party with dad and left with mom.
@FreudsTwin: My therapist told me I should start making my own decisions. So I stopped seeing him.
@Playing_Dad: Teacher: Does anyone have questions? Me: If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy ACME stuff, why didn't he just buy dinner? T: Holy Shit