@MattRundle: '50 Shades of Grey' taught me how to please a woman. It's by writing a shitty book.
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@MatthewACherry: Lack of diversity in period pieces is wild. It's as if black ppl were invented during slavery got discontinued then relaunched in the 60s.
@Molly_Kats: YOU TWEETED 23 TIMES TODAY. RT @realDonaldTrump People ask me what I do in my free time. The answer--I don't have any.
@mikefossey: I'm a janitor at MIT and i see some extremely hard ass equation on the chalk board. i quickly erase it because im not being paid to do math