@MattRundle: '50 Shades of Grey' taught me how to please a woman. It's by writing a shitty book.
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@DistractedMomma: I often agree to let my kids sleep over at other people's houses, just to remind parents that there are kids who are way worse than theirs.
@Sickayduh: Richard and friend arguing Richard makes good point Richard's friend says mark my words Richard Marx
@carlyken: Kids, in my day we didn't have text messaging. We had to write a "Do you like me? Yes or no?" note and pass it through 17 mutual friends.
@andyerikson: Give a man a baby, and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to baby, and i think this saying only works for fish actually.