@meisology: 50 Shades of Letting People on the Train Know You're Not Getting Laid
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@Brianhopecomedy: How my 7 year old plays board games: Rolls a 6. Counts to 6. Moves his piece wherever he wants.
@MindyFurano: my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)
@Bob_Heller: Jesus loves me. This I know. For my neighbor told me so. Jesus is a Puerto Rican that lives two doors down. I'm flattered...but straight.
@mandysparklerxo: You'll never say "wrong hole" more often than when you're trying to help a toddler put on gloves.