@hipstermermaid: "500 Days of Summer" was pretty good for a movie I was expecting to be about global warming.
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@wittwitbarista: I just saw a woman push 5 little kids in a shopping cart out of Walmart. I didn't realize that you could get them in bulk now.
@msbtx: Son: What does "nihilism" mean? Me: "Everything is meaningless." Son: Wow ok nice attitude. Do you know what it means or not?
@gkaluma: Why are government cars always in a hurry!! That sense of urgency is not reflected anywhere in their official duties.