@hipstermermaid: "500 Days of Summer" was pretty good for a movie I was expecting to be about global warming.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@mrjohndarby: [city marathon] ME *handing out drinks to the passing runners*: DRINK? RUNNER *grabs drink from me*: THANKS ME *chasing*: SO WHAT ARE WE?
@wickedimproper: Day One, living in one of those tiny houses: "Well, isn't this quaint?" Day Two: Murder
@SCbchbum: I blame movies for giving me unrealistic expectations about how long I can look away from the road while driving.
@DurtMcHurtt: Goal as a white guy 1)Pay taxes 2)Never say anything that may come across as racist 3)Find something clever to do with my arms when I dance.