@hipstermermaid: "500 Days of Summer" was pretty good for a movie I was expecting to be about global warming.
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@juliussharpe: I feel like I could give a great NBA locker room speech. "Guys, we're all millionaires, none of this matters."
@BoogTweets: A woman in front of me is taking forever to decide on her coffee order. Might unleash the raw fury of my passive aggressive deep sigh but there are children watching