@TFLN: (513): They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
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@Brampersandon_: *fart noise* ME: it was your dog. I swear! GIRL: my dog died last year you liar GHOST DOG: theres no way she's gonna sleep with you now lmao
@JermHimselfish: I just saw Madonna climb out of a hollowed out tree trunk in the woods near my house.
@Wakenbake77: if you come trick or treating at my house you will leave with less candy than what you had