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@batkaren: [5:30AM]
BRAIN: I'll just go to the bathroom, but keep my eyes closed so I don't wake up.
BODY: I'll just clip my head on the door frame.

[5:30AM]
BRAIN: I’ll just go to the bathroom, but keep my eyes closed so I don’t wake up.
BODY: I’ll just clip my head on the door frame.

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