@Shock_Monster: 54% of IKEA purchases end in divorce.
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@geekysteven: DORA: "Swiper, no swiping!" SWIPER: "oh, man" *Wealthier fox shows up, swipes everything* DORA: "That's OK, it'll trickle down"
@SatansTongue: HOT SINGLES NEAR YOU BURNING SINGLES NEAR YOU 1ST DEGREE BURNED SINGLES NEAR YOU DEAD SINGLES NEAR YOU ＷＨＹ ＤＩＤＮ'Ｔ ＹＯＵ ＨＥＬＰ
@jazmasta: if ur date declines a kiss at the end of the night open ur mouth and let the ants escape. Then say "it's ok I had a mouthful of ants anyway"