@Shock_Monster: 54% of IKEA purchases end in divorce.
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@NakedHangover: If it's true that spiders are more scared of me than I am of them, why have I never seen a spider crawl away screaming like a little girl?
@batkaren: HADES: Unleash the hell hound! CERBERUS: *sipping tea* I told you to ask first if it's a good time for us. HADES: Is it a-- CERBERUS: No.
@Schmoodles: I will totally judge you based on your choice of breakfast cereal, you unfrosted weirdo.