@KentWGraham: 59 days until Christmas. I better start untangling the lights.
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@Muath_tu: My neighbor doesn't like it when I put garbage in his backyard so I stopped burying people there.
@ibid78: [raises hand during kickboxing lesson] when do we get to kick boxes? [instructor] that's not what we- [me] I just hate boxes so damn much
@zachreinert03: I'm getting a restraining order against my debt collectors. As much as they call me it's really just starting to come across as desperate