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@The_JRM: 5yo: [crying] I teddy at home! He'll be sad that I abandoned them!

Me: Want to call him & apologize?

5: You don't have his phone number.

5yo: [crying] I teddy at home! He’ll be sad that I abandoned them!

Me: Want to call him & apologize?

5: You don’t have his phone number.

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