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@mrtruthandsoul: 5yo: Daddy, what's a facial?
Me: Your brother.
5yo: I don't have a brother!?
Me: Exactly!

5yo: Daddy, what’s a facial?
Me: Your brother.
5yo: I don’t have a brother!?
Me: Exactly!

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