@bobbiejo448: 5yo: I can't wear those socks today. They say Wednesday. Me: If anyone notices, tell them you're here from the future to save the world.
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@liv_thatsme: "THE CROPS ARE DYING!" "NO ONE WILL SURVIVE THIS DROUGHT!" me: I know what to do! *gets a car wash* (Storm clouds appear on the horizon)