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@AristotlesNZ: 5yo: I dropped my damn spoon!
Me: Don't be using that word!
5yo: Is it a bad word?
Me: It is..
5yo: Ok..I dropped my damn "food scooper"?

5yo: I dropped my damn spoon!
Me: Don’t be using that word!
5yo: Is it a bad word?
Me: It is..
5yo: Ok..I dropped my damn “food scooper”?

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