@suzieQ0007: 5yo: if superman & batman had a big fight, superman could throw him into space where he'd suffocate'. I'm raising a problem solver you guys.
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@wolfpupy: if i was the one who drove the titanic i bet i could have hit at least 3 ice bergs before it sank
@BeckFlatley: I heard if you click that little follow button, Twitter releases one of the captive birds it uses for its logo. Do the right thing.
@noduffers: Is there anything less intimidating than a cop on a bicycle? Wobble on, agent of justice, wobble on.
@amhw: Coffee: Because when you're groggy and barely coherent, the first thing you should do is handle a scalding hot cup of liquid.