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@JMFingSparks: 5yo: *smells glue stick*

Me: DON'T BE SMELLING THAT!!

5yo: it smells like strawberries!

Me: give me that...*smells glue stick*

5yo: *smells glue stick*

Me: DON’T BE SMELLING THAT!!

5yo: it smells like strawberries! 

Me: give me that…*smells glue stick*

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