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@OnBeingHer: 6: I'm going outside to play.
Me: Stay in your own yard.
6: Define "my own yard"
Me: .... have fun.

So her mother's child.

6:  I’m going outside to play.
Me:  Stay in your own yard.
6:  Define “my own yard”
Me:  …. have fun.

So her mother’s child.

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