@StellaRtwot: 6 pack abs on a guy are nice but it probably means that he won't get drunk & rob a convenient store of cheese curls w/me at 3am, so no.
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@Vodkantots: If he doesn't return your texts, it's because he's busy leaving his wife for you. Obviously.
@david8hughes: Me: ugh. The radio these days is full of bad news. Burglary over there, stabbing over here. Just turn it off please Arresting officer: no
@junejuly12: “Settle in, get comfy, hope your phone is fully charged and you have snacks” Translated from “be with you shortly”