@DadInUtah: 6 year old: Daddy, what if the plane goes down? Me: Don't worry, your mom is with us. She never goes down. 6 year old: What? Me: Want candy?
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@Bnowaygirl: I think Titanic is fake because, how do they record it when they are all dieing in the water?
@PeterClayton6: My testicles are in The Guinness Book of Records. Got a few minutes before the librarian sees me.