@DadandBuried: 60% of parenting is making grand plans to do something special with your kids and then hoping they forget about them so you don’t have to go.
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@frankzulla: I still remember taking down that bullying 12 year old on the playground like it was yesterday. My Dad was so proud. Ah, to be 30 again!
@unravelingfire: Do hairy people get bed head all over? Ma'am, I just called to see if you're happy with your cell phone provider. But probably they do.