@wesjohnson8: 62% of swimmers say they pee in the ocean....... now you know why SpongeBob is yellow.
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@PaulyMosh: Grandma found out I'm single so I have roughly an hour to find a gf or Ill be getting the 'have you thought about being a priest' talk again
@jesse_street: [spelling bee] Your word is "pneumonia". "Can you use it in a sentence?" Of course, you can use any word in a sentence. No more hints.
@decentbirthday: Isn't it weird that Greenland is icy and Iceland is where my wife moved when she left me
@GlennyRodge: "ENTER PASSWORD" *types 'snowflake'* "RE-ENTER PASSWORD" *types 'snowflake'* "ERROR. PASSWORDS MUST BE IDENTICAL".